| | "Women have breasts, which are needed. A man cannot give breasts to a baby, much as he may try."
"I
tried Taster's Choice, and I thought it would be good, because how much
can they lie? Apparently, they can lie a lot. Either that, or they have
the worst tasters in the world."
"I'm almost done."
"You've
been almost done for an HOUR. Let's see, at this rate -- zero work in
one hour... at this rate it will take you exactly an ETERNITY to
finish!"
On Casablanca:
"Victor Lazslo could have gotten any hot European girl he wanted."
"It would be SO cool to jump from the first floor into a pool full of boobies."
"I breastfed for much longer than you're supposed to. But you know, breast milk is supposed to make you smart, so it worked!"
"You are a threat to decency."
"You're amused, don't pretend you aren't"
"I am that too
but
mainly horrified"
On the French numbering system:
"Come on. 'Four twenties'?"
"Do you have separate numbers?"
"We count just like in English and in every civilized language."
"No, really. Don't you LOVE group hugs? They are the way to world peace."
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